Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The question assumes there is one. I don't like to whistle in the dark.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Dental floss, laughter, sarcasm, espresso , someone to share it with.
Favorite Books:
East of Eden, Lolita, The Good Good Pig, The Gift of Fear, The Joyluck Club, The Hundred Secret Senses, Wuthering Heights, Il Mostro di Firenze,
Authors: Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, etc...
Favorite Movies:
Apocalypse Now, Jaws, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Get Out, Joker, The Big Lebowski, Tommy Boy, Tombstone, Zero Effect. 90% of what I say is just quoting Pulp Fiction.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I don't know... probably taking it over $100k in student loans.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'm doing it, ba-by!
Talents:
I know how to correctly use an apostrophe.
Perfect Date:
I do not want to go see your band and I do not want to go hiking.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Intellgence, Confidence, Courage, Humor, Education
Offs: cheap/stingy, ignorant, aggressive, phoney, dishonest or just having a shitty attitude. An external locus of control.