Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Books, friends, wine, dying my hair a different color every few weeks, living in a major city.
Favorite Books:
Too many to list, and sometimes I can get sick of a book if I've taught it over and over again. But in a nutshell:
A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Slaughterhouse 5, the Sherlock Holmes stories, Jane Eyre, Slammerikin, The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Shakespeare, The Handmaid's Tale,
The Diary of Anne Frank, Hamlet, Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, Macbeth.
Nonfiction: The God Delusion, Freakonomics, The Mother Tongue, general history/biography/science and skepticism.
Authors: Anais Nin, David Sedaris, Edgar Allan Poe, Malcolm Gladwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, William Shakespeare.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Why separate work from pleasure?
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Favorite Songs:
I'm going to pretend this section is about TV, since I can't believe there's no category for that:
Star Trek (original series), Daily Show, Colbert Report, Cosmos (original and reboot), Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Twilight Zone, All in the Family. Guilty pleasures: Dateline, Hoarders, Jerry Springer.
Favorite Movies:
Alien, Aliens, King Kong (1933), The Departed, Jackie Brown, Star Wars (the original trilogy, not the bullshit prequels), American Graffiti, Orlando, Rear Window, Psycho, Dial M for Murder, It Happened One Night, pretty much all the Universal monster flicks, Logan's Run, The Lives of Others, Raise the Red Lantern, Drunken Master, Labyrinth, the Ghost and Mrs. Muir, the Lion in Winter, Kill Bill vol. 2, Hamlet (1996), Animal House, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Amadeus, probably lots of others but I'd have to go look at my collection.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I've got stories. ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Morocco, or New Zealand, or London, or seeing what lies beyond our solar system or playing mini-golf with William Shatner.
Hobbies:
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I don't always separate work from pleasure and I don't consistently stay with one activity for very long. I like to cook but haven't in awhile. I like to write goofy little stories and poems, I take care of my fish, I read a lot, I waste a lot of time on Facebook, and I volunteer every now and then. Also sex.
Talents:
I'm a natural-born teacher, and have always loved it. I've also always had this fantasy of what it would be like to be an old-fashioned courtesan, the kind with red satin couches and lots of candles, who's skilled in the ways of pleasuring men not just sexually but intellectually as well. I think I'd be good at that too.
Perfect Mate:
My darling husband, who is my biggest fan. ;)
Perfect Date:
Dinner at an Indian Restaurant, gong to see a live show of Aliens with a singalong Freddie Mercury soundtrack, then kinky BDSM sex followed by cuddling and The Daily Show. I have actually done this before.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I like showing my body, and I LOVE being tipped for it! I
I LOVE watching guys pleasure themselves. (I used to beg my high school boyfriend to jack off in front of me, but he was "too shy." Loser.)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Ever wanted to bang your hot teacher, or know what thrilling things we think about when we sit in the classroom watching you do work? Do you have a mommy fetish that you've never dared admit to anyone (maybe even yourself)? Do you need stern discipline, or gentle nurturing and instruction? Do you want me to blow your mind, or your cock, or both?