Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
is debatably my favourite monty python film
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Honesty
A safe place to make home
herbs
My mans dick
water ?
Favorite Books:
Where do I begin.......
Im currently reading the Oryx and Crake series by Margaret Atwood and its a brain orgasm.
Some of my all-time favourites off the top of my head:
Slaughter House Five
Annihlation by Jeff Vandermeer (Sci-fi, dfantasy/distopian, sciencey vibes, the whole series is great)
Educated by Tara Westover
Other Minds (all about octopuses' evolution and cephalopod intelligence, super trippy and awesome, you might understand my obsession with octopuses after this and not just cause it sounds like pussy:)
Animal Farm......classic
The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
Scythe
too many too count
Sherlock Holmes
Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas the same guy who wrote The Three Musketeers so its go the same time period setting feel but with more layered romantic drama and philosophical turns
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I absolutely love to make strangers cum over the internet, it pleases me deeply that i can have that ability.... i love to talk and make real connections, when im feeling anxious i usually smoke until i cant talk and get uncontrollably horny .... buy me sex toys to show you what i am
Favorite Movies:
Sooooooo many
Amelie
The Arrival
Black Mirror
Life
idkkkk
every Quentin Tarantino film
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
would you rather....
Drink well water in Cambodia ?
......
or fart in the dead sea ?
Talents:
doing nothing and feeling content, telling you what books you should read next
Perfect Mate:
ill keep his name private for privacy
Perfect Date:
drunk and intoxicated with desire
Turn Ons/Offs:
i am turned on by my own pussy and admiration from strangers, a man who can cook and clean, delicately plump female body, jordan petersons voice, cold dips in the creek
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can't convince you, you either love me or you hate me, if you love me i love youuuu :)