Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The meaning of life is purple, because Ice Cream has no backbone. Also, 42.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Music, Food, Sex, Love.. Oxygen? lol jk.. its smartassery. I'd die if I couldn't exercise my smartass bratty side from time to time <3
Favorite Books:
My favorite books have a strong female main character; Pride & Prejudice, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo series, Legally Blonde, & Gone With The Wind to name a few. Graphic novels and comics are fun to read too. I enjoy curling up with a book, but I don't find myself with the attention for it when I finally have time to relax with one. I've taken to using the subtitles on all my shows to make up for the lack of book reading-- it has helped immensely with new word introduction, speed reading, and speed editing.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Color in coloring books, listen to music and write a story to go with it, play dress up in cute outfits and lingerie, tie myself up in ropes like sexy macram art, build playlists with a theme in mind, play Evil Apples on my phone, FUCK LIKE CRAZY <3
If you're interested in watching the action, I have Skype! Send me a pm to discuss my rates <3
Favorite Songs:
It'd be a much shorter list to say what I DON'T enjoy-- I don't like country pop, top 40, the vocal stylings of Yoko Ono, or freeform jazz. Music is the true love of my life-- I would die without the ability to enjoy it.
Favorite Movies:
My favorite books are also some of my favorite movies! I'm a stickler about details- the more faithful to the text the movie is, the better I like it. Big fan of art films and foreign language stuff, slasher horror, psychological horror, goofy humor, stoner flicks, sci-fi, animated films
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once had a stripper pick a dollar off my nose with her pussylips.. it was at a friends birthday and I had a great night <3
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be right here, chillin on my bed.
Hobbies:
ART IS LIFE <3
Come watch me get messy with glowing paint and blacklights!
Talents:
I enjoy all things artistic and creative; my strengths seem to lie in the visual and musical arts the most. Many of my recent pieces and sketches have been of the nude body. My own as well as others. For 50 tokens, I'd be happy to sketch you in any manner of dress <3
Perfect Mate:
Thinks the sun shines outta my ass even on my bad days, sees me even without makeup on or hair did and thinks I'm still pretty, makes the effort to know my inner workings- not merely concerned with my surface attributes. Has a kind heart, adventurous spirit, and sharp mind.
Perfect Date:
Let's go to a nice restaurant in your area and ask the chef to make the very best dish they know how to make. We will have fun conversation about some nerdy topic while we wait for our dinner. Then when the food arrives, we excitedly thank the waiter. Dinner is an enjoyable affair and the plates are clean because that was truly some excellent cuisine. We leave a nice tip for the waiter and chef too because they went beyond what is normally asked of them. Take a walk. We find an arcade and challenge each other to Street Fighter. I own yer face cos Street Fighter is my jam. You decide I'm possibly the coolest person you've ever taken on a date and immediately begin planning the next one <3
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Intelligence, good manners, interesting conversation, good taste in music/movies/books, a genuine smile, genuine interest in getting to know me, generosity with time and talents, talented with the hands (craftsmen, musicians, artists) a genuine desire to be a good person.
Offs: Rudeness, 'mansplaining', bad table manners, not tipping the waitstaff at nice restaurants, poor hygiene, chauvinism, disregarding my inner me and focusing only on my surface, excessively religious/morally strict
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm possibly the most fun person you'll ever meet! My purpose in life is to bring beauty and joy to the world. If Manic Pixie Dream Girls are your thing, look no further <3