Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To be born, to suffer, and to die.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My rat.
2. A shower.
3. Piercings/Tattoos
4. Animals
5. My ability to make grown men cry
Favorite Books:
I'm one of the few people left who appreciate the classic, fresh pages, fresh ink of a book. My favorites include:
In the Body of the World (Eve Ensler)
American Psycho (Ellis)
Sharp Objects, Dark Places and Gone Girl (Gillian Flynn)
And many more!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hangout with friends, watch TPB or The Office. I'm too easily contented.
Favorite Songs:
It truly depends on any given day or week or even month. If you care, ask, and I'll keep you updated :)
Favorite Movies:
Anything psychologically tormenting or sickeningly vile.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Oof... that's a tough one, haha. I'd have to say getting caught fucking on official state property, being forced out of the car completely pantless, holding my panties in my hand while the cop finds a kilo of coke in this guys' truck and somehow getting out of it.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
A tiny island all to myself with endless whiskey and cigarettes.
Hobbies:
My hobbies include writing, collecting poetry books, getting pierced/tattooed and making children cry.
Talents:
My intelligence in and of itself, writing poetry, figuring out/solving complicated problems, and putting together a damn good outfit.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who eats as much pizza and watches as much Netflix as me.
Perfect Date:
Rooftop pizza eating, Jim and Pam style.
Turn Ons/Offs:
OFFS:
- Don't get pushy.
- NO means NO.
- Persistence when I'm clearly ignoring you.
Etc.
ONS:
- Good sense of humor.
- The ability to hold an actual conversation.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a sarcastic bitch but the most loving one you'll ever meet. I come off hard and cold but I have a big heart and a lot to give.