Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Monthy Python
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sustenance: the correct ratio of oxygen with other gases, food and fluids and sleep that help me to be the thing you do not wish to live with out (ok that is 3 help me with the other 2 more personal ones, will you not?)
Favorite Books:
the ones on tape
hope Y'all are having a relaxing fun and learning time
What I Like To Do For Fun:
You
Favorite Songs:
1970s porn music, elevator music and the soothing sounds of midnight supermarket shopping. The girl from Ipanema, Michael Bubble
Favorite Movies:
I am on an old Martial Arts and Old horror and comedic movie genre kick at the moment and Mr. Peanut Documentaries
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Do you mean the legal or non-legal thing
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a magic fingers massage bed, in a bedroom with an unobstructed view, over looking a deck that is on my own private bay, where i can feel the cool ocean breezes and watch the dolphins and whales diving and singing under the moon light
Hobbies:
Soul procurement and collection of the orbs that are the windows to soul, Taxidermy, Sewing, Bird watching, pie eating, chasing bunnies, monkeying around and singing the banana theme song
Talents:
Basket Weaving and Voyeurism (does that count), with a touch of speaking in sarcastic morbid riddles
Perfect Mate:
A pretty young lady with beautiful piercing emerald green eyes, hazel moonlit dreamy orbs, sexy curvy calves, leading up to a lovely derriere and cute sexy tummie, so kissable, adorably cute toes & ankles,soft elbows & shoulders that enjoy a warm lotion massage, edible & delicious in her tastes and great sense of humor. Someone content to let me look a her with or with-out make-up & will not wonder why i find her so lovely to look upon. Someone who will let me hold her tightly, cup her face in my hands and look into her eyes for no reason but that she is on my mind and i that i miss looking at her continence. A lady in and out of the bedroom, except that she is my devil lady in the bedroom. She must like basements, handcuffs and rub downs in the dark.
Perfect Date:
One that lingers, each person wondering who should make the first attempt at that awkward first kiss, that longing look into the eyes, that has lets you know if their will be a second date
Turn Ons/Offs:
light switches, freeway exits, ovens and stoves.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am bananas but in a nice friendly insane kind of way i seldom fly over the Cuckoo's nest. I maybe crazy, but i like to cuddle too