Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Is there a meaning?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My cell phone, my laptop, my vibrator and dt mt dew. I don't really need five.
Favorite Books:
I love to read but some of my favorites are Vanity Fair,Pride and Prejudice,The Hunger Games Triology, and A Wrinkle in Time.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
My last night out for fun consisted of eating and drinking and finishing the night at the female strip club with big tits in my face.
Favorite Songs:
I like quite a lot of music but lately I can't get enough of Kate Nash and Paolo Nutini. Oh and Ingrid Michaelson.
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction,Zombieland,The Wackness,and all Star Wars movies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
hmmm...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Manchester,UK
Hobbies:
Masturbating
Talents:
I've recently discovered I can fit 4 bananas,a large cucumber,an eggplant,a butternut squash,a yellow squash,a water bottle,and a bulb of fennel in my pussy(not all at the same time of course)!
Perfect Mate:
They have to be intelligent,it turns me on a lot. They have to be funny,as I've said I love to laugh. Nice smile and blue eyes,if we're going for perfect here. Dark hair and just enough cockiness to drive me a little crazy but makes them sexy.
Perfect Date:
The date doesn't really matter as long as it ends with hot, dirty,freaky sex!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons-
nice teeth/smile, confidence, humour, intelligence, being dominated, hair pulling, ass smacking, choking
Turn offs-
over-confidence,uptight, no sense of humour, greedy, being rude, no confidence in the bedroom
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can be dirty and slutty or funny and quirky. I'm a fun and dirty girl. I love to laugh and a quick way into my panties(if I have any on) is make me laugh. I'd love to bury my face in some pussy, just never have.