SmutParade
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Erotica Appreciation Society
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SmutParade
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Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
145 pounds
Height:
66 inches
Age:
38
City:
Gumshoe Springs
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bi-curious
Smoke:
Occasional
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Cog in the Machine
Favorite Food:
For sweets: Milk chocolate. Otherwise potatoes any way you can make them.
Pets:
An over-sized, fluffy and loveable Pyrenees mix named Mack.
Automobile:
'98 Jeep.
Tags:
brunette, milf, erotica, smut, college girl, glasses, natural tits, freckles, dorky
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Enjoying the human and Earth experience. Aren't we lucky?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1- Breathable air 2- Food/water 3- Shelter 4- My babies 5- Quiet time
Favorite Songs:
I love video game soundtracks, they're what I listen to the most. Sar Craft: Brood War, Diablo, Deus Ex, MGS, Eternal Darkness, Doom 2, Duke Nukem.. They're great for background noise and getting things done. Highly recommend.
Favorite Movies:
I enjoy all kinds of movies, but I am a sucker for horror and sci-fi. I love John Carpenter's stuff-- Big Trouble in Little China and In the Mouth of Madness are my two favorites.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Travelling to Amsterdam with people I hardly knew without telling anyone where I was really going. Crazy teenagers.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland. I could spend the rest of my life there nestled in the valley, surrounded by beautiful alpine mountains, streams, lakes and grazing cows with bells around their necks. The Dream.
Hobbies:
Reading lusty, sexy stories in an incognito tab after the kids are asleep. Playing a few games of ARAM until I get mad. Taking care of myself-- exercising, cooking us good meals.
Talents:
My greatest talent is taking a task that would take 20 minutes to complete and stretching it out for hours, days or weeks.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who thinks of me. Peanut Butter Cups (king size) on their ride home, discussions about anything and everything, and lots of lovin's/kisses/butt gropes throughout the day.
Perfect Date:
Cooking something delicious together. Shepherd's Pie!! You get the potatoes started while I start making the filling. You'll come up behind me while I'm dicing my onions and slide your hands over my hips and pull my butt into you. Working in a kitchen together is sexy.
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Andrewsnowman
love your belly so much
JoefromAZ
Welcome to the Community!
SmutParade
First show with y'all was so much fun! Thanks for keeping me company and ensuring I'll sleep like a baby tonight <3
boywiggum
Amazing lady
OKgentleman2
Gorgeous and fun. Shell do really well.
SmutParade
I'm commenting on my own wall!