Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Laughter!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air; My Little Secret; Chapstick; Sex; Water
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Mmm, let's chat & find out!
Favorite Movies:
Friday; Next Friday; Friday After Next
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ask me!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere where it's always warm!
Perfect Mate:
One with a GREAT sense of humor!
Perfect Date:
Long walk in the trailer park, match lights with the cigarette hanging out of my mouth, while my man is eating a huge hot dog with all the toppings, his ass crack hanging out, and we're just about ready to kiss while my landlord is screaming at my 6 kids to get off of his side of the fence!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Bad hygiene is a major turn off!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm hilarious :P
I love roses.
The Flower of Love!