Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) Full mobility (motion junkie)
2) Spice (all of the spice... on my food... thank you)
3) Sex (I have the drive of a teenage boy!)
4) Quirks (they make people interesting)
5) Beverages (seriously. Tea, water, alcohol, coffee... There is a beverage in my hand almost all the time!)
Favorite Books:
Loaded question...
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Live.
Hobbies:
I spend the vast majority of my time stretching. I also like to sew, draw, paint, write and practice my circus/sideshow/fire/burlesque skills and routines. I never stop moving (unless I'm busy being an administrative nerd).
Talents:
I'm ridiculously flexible! I have to be since I practice contortion. I also do several circus, sideshow and fire arts. I can touch my tongue to my nose, freak people out with my double jointed finger and make mind blowing mochas!
Perfect Mate:
The perfect mate is ready for mating. It would be preferable if they made me food after the mating dance was completed.
The longer answer: I crave creative people, am turned on by intelligence and highly regard open/honest communication. The perfect mate would love to dance (even if they weren't spectacular) and always think big. They would be unafraid to be themselves and have a few kinks to explore...
Perfect Date:
I honestly wouldn't know.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: BRAINS! Confidence, eyes, dancing, fire, danger, humor, originality, skills, hardware store, silly hats.
Offs: Rudeness, cockiness, dishonestly.
#1 Turn off: Pet names. Seriously. You can call me BB, hottie, etc, and I wont bother to say anything. HOWEVER, if you call me something creative and personalized then you may earn yourself some brownie points. (Ex: SexyFlexy)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Never a dull moment.