Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42 and Massages from a loving person.
First rule of bondage - Always have a back up plan and the appropriate cutter handy to free yourself and maybe a cellphone handy and the talent to nose dial.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Carbon, Oxygen, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Sunlight
Favorite Books:
42
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Well, there are only a few models here that I would be interested in meeting in real life, but I don't want to name any of them.
Oh poo! The question was 'what' and not 'who'd', my bad.
Favorite Songs:
First, go to youtube, search for music. I kind of like some of that stuff, I guess.
Favorite Movies:
Holy poo. Too many to list.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
If it was so crazy, I wouldn't have done it or would be here to tell the tale. Crazy can't be defined by the perpetrator anyway, right?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Option A:
Standing anywhere safe and unnoticed with the cash filled wallet of a douchebag millionaire.
Or option B:
Watching the sunrise holding hands and cuddling at the top of a mountain after a great night of shagging. ;)
Hobbies:
Flyfishing, Extreme Hiking
Talents:
So, you want references from satisfied customers? Is that it?
Perfect Mate:
Human female is top of the list, I guess.
After that, well, I guess I kind of get picky.
First off, she would have to want to 'mate' with me. But not necessarily for spawning purposes.
Perfect Date:
A perfect date is technically a one sided event...
Who expects a serious date here anyway? Well, there are women here that would be date worthy. And there are women here that would be EPIC fun to go out and party with.
(Just observations, not complaints)
Turn Ons/Offs:
My final answer is 'lightswitch'? Damnit, not the million dollar answer.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a magical penis that shoots loads of glitter.