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ArcaneJoe
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Profile Headline: Ghost in the machine
Last Login: 2 weeks ago
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Username: ArcaneJoe
Gender: Male
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 160 pounds
Height: 69 inches
Age: 111
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Electromagnetic Physics. (EMC)
School: Yes
Favorite Food: Yes
Pets: Yes
Automobile: '74 j10 & Motorcycle
About Me: You will get to know me if you are a genuine person. I don't go for princess or bitch syndrome women, so if you are one of those, don't bother. If you are genuine and honest about it, I respect that, but I will prolly just move on without saying a word other than HI! I don't ask for anything if I don't tip. That's just stupid fratboy punk bullshit, just sayin. (Just observations, not complaints) If I were a female model here, there would only be a few dozen people that weren't banned.
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Meaning of Life: 42 and Massages from a loving person. First rule of bondage - Always have a back up plan and the appropriate cutter handy to free yourself and maybe a cellphone handy and the talent to nose dial.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Carbon, Oxygen, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Sunlight
Favorite Books: 42
What I Like To Do For Fun: Well, there are only a few models here that I would be interested in meeting in real life, but I don't want to name any of them. Oh poo! The question was 'what' and not 'who'd', my bad.
Favorite Songs: First, go to youtube, search for music. I kind of like some of that stuff, I guess.
Favorite Movies: Holy poo. Too many to list.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: If it was so crazy, I wouldn't have done it or would be here to tell the tale. Crazy can't be defined by the perpetrator anyway, right?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Option A: Standing anywhere safe and unnoticed with the cash filled wallet of a douchebag millionaire. Or option B: Watching the sunrise holding hands and cuddling at the top of a mountain after a great night of shagging. ;)
Hobbies: Flyfishing, Extreme Hiking
Talents: So, you want references from satisfied customers? Is that it?
Perfect Mate: Human female is top of the list, I guess. After that, well, I guess I kind of get picky. First off, she would have to want to 'mate' with me. But not necessarily for spawning purposes.
Perfect Date: A perfect date is technically a one sided event... Who expects a serious date here anyway? Well, there are women here that would be date worthy. And there are women here that would be EPIC fun to go out and party with. (Just observations, not complaints)
Turn Ons/Offs: My final answer is 'lightswitch'? Damnit, not the million dollar answer.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I have a magical penis that shoots loads of glitter.
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Thanks for fine day! you make me enjoying bb)))many kisses!!!
Thanks my dear friend! you are very cute and kindy man!))) kiss! always glad to see you))
Thank You Joe! for everything! OXOX
Thanks for helping to ease the 'first day' experience. You were super sweet and helpful. Thank you!
Hey Joe, I am glad to have you as a friend here....you are a very kind and loving man. You have your head on right, plus many other things . ~Much Love
I am first welcoming me here. And I am not from Romania!! Yay! And wishing myself lots of fun and craziness to come.

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