Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Sex, drugs and rock and roll, oh and other important things I failed to mention.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my dog, weed, my ukulele, laughter, my peeps
Favorite Books:
Currently reading Lolita...
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like to wear my tail butt-plug and dance around while I'm doing the dishes and other various life things.
Favorite Songs:
Just about everything
Favorite Movies:
Porn
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I was helicopter-lifted to hospital from the beach, naked. Many drinks were had.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in your pants, duh
Hobbies:
Getting naked and playing my ukulele.
Talents:
Life
Perfect Mate:
Someone who shares the last pop tart.
Perfect Date:
Smoke a bowl, eat cereal and watch Adventure Time.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Humor, wit, intelligence. I don't suffer fools gladly.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You'll find out.