Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, air, sleep, kitty cats.
Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Party Monster, the DSM-IV, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Dubliners, Drown, most stuff by Stephen King before he got too fascinated by bullshit psychotically obsessive character study.
Favorite Songs:
I love obnoxious punk, nineties power pop, bluegrass and indie music (I was a DJ in college).
Favorite Movies:
Lord of War, Velvet Goldmine, Party Monster, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Super Troopers, This is Spinal Tap, The Seventh Seal, Moulin Rouge, Withnail and I, Delicatessen, Romeo + Juliet.
Hobbies:
Reading, hiking, movies, food.
Talents:
I can make terrible puns, bullshit 20 pages worth of research paper, and lick my own nipple. Also I've published a few pieces of writing.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: friendliness, a good sense of humor, patience, intelligence, deep pockets. Turn offs: whining, sulking, begging, rudeness, calling me 'bb', stinginess, those stupid shoes with the toes in them. Never wear those. Even if I can't see you, I can tell.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm cute, fun and funny!