Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Being able to take enjoyment out of watching people that seem like shitty people have misfortunes that leave them broke and on a bad reality show with Kid n play, Debbie Gibson, and Mindy from Facts of Life among others.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Tuna, Smule, you, me, indoor plumbing.
Favorite Books:
Rin Tin Tin
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fuck, play golf, bowl, and feed ducks.
Favorite Movies:
Beaches, Boyz n the Hood, On Golden Pond, Meatballs 2.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Went to a bull fight on acid.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Horseback Riding on a Beach in Vietnam.
Hobbies:
Making x rated Christmas Ornaments, Ice sculpting/Sand Castle design/build
Talents:
hypnotizing elderly people for various reasons to perform various things
Perfect Mate:
Is 5' 7", 129 lbs., and has no face tattoos.
Perfect Date:
Dinner, drinks, hot tub sex.....Doesn't matter what order.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Many
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll give you a backrub while you suck me off.