TheFapperwock
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The mightiest oak in the forest, is just a little nut that held it's ground.
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Username:
TheFapperwock
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828
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Athletic
Hair:
Multi
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
70 kilos
Height:
167 centimeters
Age:
35
City:
Phoenix, Arizona
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Experimented
Occupation/Major:
court runner, Professional accidental-breaker-of-things
School:
hopefully soon!
Favorite Food:
Im pretty fond of tacos.
Pets:
Gravy, my cat! A 16lb russian blue!
Automobile:
this question is sketchy.
About Me:
Moved to Arizona in May 2017 from North Carolina.
My mom is a sunday school teacher and my dad is a honey bee keeper. People seem to find this interesting.
I had a mastectomy 2 years ago, after an infection, my boobs are fake and I only have one nipple. ;].
Ive got a lot of tattoos including one on my butthole. I can be a little neurotic and weird.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Cat videos, and candy.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
leucine, methionine. alanine. proline, and glycine.
true story, you can't live without them either!
Favorite Books:
I prefer reading way too deeply, into text messages.
see my hobbies....
What I Like To Do For Fun:
spend my time with you fine folks, also porn.
Favorite Songs:
the misfits, jenny owen young, hank williams sr,
elvis costello, frank zappa, curtis mayfield,
the mountain goats
Favorite Movies:
fantasia, my best friends wedding, almost famous,natural born killers,
the squid and the whale, brick, lost in translation, reservoir dogs, star wars,
winter passing, the never ending story, super troopers
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I was married once. never doing that again, lol.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In the sunshine!
Hobbies:
Over-analyzing things, and second guessing myself.
Also hiking, peeing in public and an abundance of masturbation.
Talents:
I'm a grower not a shower.
Perfect Mate:
The queen will signal her willingness to mate with a unique posture:
head down, forelegs bent, rear quarters raised to expose the vulva
( this raised posture is called lordosis),
with the tail raised and held to the side of the body,
all designed to accommodate entry by the tom's penis.
Her rear legs will tread rhythmically, as if walking in place.
The tom will mount the female from the rear,
holding her on the back of the neck with his teeth.
This biting behavior may in part be to ensure cooperation,
but may also stimulate a part of the female's brain that induces ovulation.
Perfect Date:
October 31st
Turn Ons/Offs:
Humiliation and degradation are hard limits, and will not be tollerated.
[click here] for my human sex map
[click here] for my bdsm test results
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Sometimes I'm funny.
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