TheNakedGuy
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Don't just sit there, do something!
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About Me
Username:
TheNakedGuy
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Bald
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
175 pounds
Height:
68 inches
Age:
75
City:
Orange Park
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Retired.............Finally
School:
B.S. in Education
Favorite Food:
Grab n go
Pets:
A small mixed dog 'Lacy'
Automobile:
The Van, Miata, Sportster, Shadow
About Me:
As Yogi used to say'I'm not your average bear'.If you can find a better people, buy em'. Lee Iocca said that in a car commercial.
I have been working at improving myself spiritually, and in turn making myself into a better person.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
It's a real bitch getting old and isn't for sissies.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Root Beer, my dog, blueberry pie, cable tv, a flush toilet
Favorite Books:
Not much sense reading anymore since I forget what I've read so often. It takes the fun out of reading. But I have been reading self help books to get an 'Attitude Adjustment', and it's working.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Everything is fun, just waking up in the morning finding that I'm still alive is pretty thrilling. I'm retired I get to do whatever my wallet lets me do. Time on the net is cool but I'd rather be in my shop building something new.
Favorite Songs:
I listen to a lot of different styles but at one time played bluegrass or rather 'acustic' music for years.It all depends on my mood. Actually like old country these days and of course old rock and rockabilly. Mavericks, Chris Issak, Juice Newton, JD Crowe, Celtic Women, Bob Segar John Barry movie scores, are in my top favorites. If it's live just about anything goes. Hold the Hip Hop, Rap, opera, and just noise, just not for me. Of course you never know what will strike my fancy.
Favorite Movies:
I like a wide variety of movies. Old movies bring back memories, that's cool. There's always time for a John Hughes classic. I like a good drama, or most anything as long as it's not too stupid.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Actually it has to be having a cyber mutual masturbation session. Makes one feel kind of stupid, guilty, and excited all at the same time. Better than Mr. Toads Wild Ride.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
As long as I'm with someone who loves me and Lacy it really doesn't matter to me.
Hobbies:
I'm into just about anything. I'm an avid collector of a wide iarity of neat junk. I have more collections than anyone should be allowed to have. I'm a train freak, power, speed, excitement, adventure, sound sight and smell, trains have it all. I'm a machinery guru, machines like me, I am their friend. Good with my hands I can design, build, or repair almost anything. To quote Red Green 'If the women don't find you handsome, they should find you handy'.
Talents:
Many. I'm a real 'Mr. Fixit'. If I can't fix it then it's 'really' broke.. Also play music, and can cook. I have many talents but not brain surgery, too much blood.I have one of the worlds weakest stomachs. I've been called a sympathy puker. You do it and I'll follow. Ain't life grand
Perfect Mate:
Someone a shade off kilter with a good heart, a sense of humor. You'll need to get along with my dog and like to live naked. We'll be visiting nude resorts and other nudists.
Perfect Date:
There's no such thing as perfect. But for a first date meeting for food seems to work. Let them meet Lacy (my dog) as most people adore her. She's cute and has a great personality. If you don't like dogs then it's best to find that out right away as Lacy and I are a set.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Leaking bodily fluids, jerks, abusers of people, animals, and machines.
Turn on, music has a real effect on me but then so does a good back rub. The beach, woods, swamps, nature, simple things in life. I'm easy.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm better than talk radio, am entertaining, handy to have around, make a good friend, know how to keep my mouth shut with your secrets, lots of reasons.
Some think I'm good for advice and to fix all of their broken stuff.
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Cindy2SuckNow
Thank you baby! Your so hot!