Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed...... On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed......
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again...... On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My dog
My shoes
My sleep
Sex
Money
Favorite Books:
Educational, psychology.
The picture of Dorian Gray, A Tale of Two Cities, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Invisible man,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fill an empty Windex bottle with blue Gatorade and drink it in public. Then huddle over in pain.
Favorite Songs:
I listen to everything from classical to hip hop
Favorite Movies:
Back to the future, Kangaroo Jack, Forest Gump
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Contacting spirits via a oijia board.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Costa Rica
Hobbies:
Reading, animals, cars motorcycles, gym.
Talents:
*I can pull apart two pieces of flat lego without using my teeth
*Being able to pick things up with my toes when I'm too lazy to bend down.
Perfect Mate:
Being happy with someone doesn't mean that everything about them is perfect, they can't be. It means that we know no one is perfect including ourselves so we look beyond someones imperfections and concentrate on their perfections and our happiest shines thru. As long as one's HEART is in the right place and is perfect for your liking then everything else that is near perfect or perfect about them is a bonus and everything else....secondary, they don't matter.
Perfect Date:
An evening that you go into with low expectations that ends up totally surprising you. Suddenly what you thought was going to be one drink turns into an evening that lasts until two in the morning and could have gone even longer if not for work or life in the morning.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Self admiration
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I cut through the bullsh*t and speak my mind