Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Juggle a wife , who gets stuck at home with the kids , and my pet, with a awesome 18 year old mistress who's to stupid to realise i'm using her..
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
You don't need anything when you're me
Favorite Books:
I'm far to awesome to waste time on books. Books are for nerds, and losers who dont have teh sex all the time.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I win
Favorite Songs:
Everything i make.
Favorite Movies:
I don't watch movies .. I live out my adventures!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I was actually paying attention to what this feminist was talking about equal rights between the genders, and i pretended to care, so I could get into her pants
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Back in the 1950-60's when women knew their place
Hobbies:
I hang out with celebrities , parachute, drive an ambulance, am a surgeon , mountain climber,
buddhist monk, matial arts, pilot, volunteer for the poor - cause they are less awesome than me
Talents:
I can cum in 2 seconds, I can make people happy just by being near them - cause I'm so awesome, I can pleasure women - cause im a manly man
Perfect Mate:
Someone pretty, who will laugh at my witty stories. But if the conversation turn serious, will keep her mouth shut, and not embarass me with her own opinions infront of other men.
Perfect Date:
Sitting in the livingroom, getting served food.. Watching sports , while getting a blowjob, and going to sleep after.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-ons:Submissive women , who can make a good sandwich, or a good taco.
Turn offs: Ladies with education, who reads books and have their own opinions
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm better than you, and you may someday aspire to a fraction of my awesomness
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