Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Juggle a wife , who gets stuck at home with the kids , and my pet, with a awesome 18 year old mistress who's to stupid to realise i'm using her..
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
You don't need anything when you're me
I'm far to awesome to waste time on books. Books are for nerds, and losers who dont have teh sex all the time.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Everything i make.
I don't watch movies .. I live out my adventures!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I was actually paying attention to what this feminist was talking about equal rights between the genders, and i pretended to care, so I could get into her pants
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Back in the 1950-60's when women knew their place
I hang out with celebrities , parachute, drive an ambulance, am a surgeon , mountain climber,
buddhist monk, matial arts, pilot, volunteer for the poor - cause they are less awesome than me
I can cum in 2 seconds, I can make people happy just by being near them - cause I'm so awesome, I can pleasure women - cause im a manly man
Someone pretty, who will laugh at my witty stories. But if the conversation turn serious, will keep her mouth shut, and not embarass me with her own opinions infront of other men.
Sitting in the livingroom, getting served food.. Watching sports , while getting a blowjob, and going to sleep after.
Turn-ons:Submissive women , who can make a good sandwich, or a good taco.
Turn offs: Ladies with education, who reads books and have their own opinions
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm better than you, and you may someday aspire to a fraction of my awesomness