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Tinyviking82
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Profile Headline: Hi , I'm Tiny, and I'm better than you.
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Username: Tinyviking82
Gender: Male
Body Type: Muscular
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Weight: 80 kilos
Height: 180 centimeters
Age: 42
City: Vallhalla
Country: Norway
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Import/Export (Raping , killing, pillaging , raising kittens)
School: Institute of RAP (rape , assualt, pillaging)
Favorite Food: Mead and brightly colored mushrooms
Pets: A Dragon
Automobile: Didn't I mention i have a dragon?
Tags: hostile, demigod, not funny, angry, ragefapping, crying after cumming, just talk, asexual, sad
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Meaning of Life: Juggle a wife , who gets stuck at home with the kids , and my pet, with a awesome 18 year old mistress who's to stupid to realise i'm using her..
Five Things I Can't Live Without: You don't need anything when you're me
Favorite Books: I'm far to awesome to waste time on books. Books are for nerds, and losers who dont have teh sex all the time.
What I Like To Do For Fun: I win
Favorite Songs: Everything i make.
Favorite Movies: I don't watch movies .. I live out my adventures!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I was actually paying attention to what this feminist was talking about equal rights between the genders, and i pretended to care, so I could get into her pants
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Back in the 1950-60's when women knew their place
Hobbies: I hang out with celebrities , parachute, drive an ambulance, am a surgeon , mountain climber, buddhist monk, matial arts, pilot, volunteer for the poor - cause they are less awesome than me
Talents: I can cum in 2 seconds, I can make people happy just by being near them - cause I'm so awesome, I can pleasure women - cause im a manly man
Perfect Mate: Someone pretty, who will laugh at my witty stories. But if the conversation turn serious, will keep her mouth shut, and not embarass me with her own opinions infront of other men.
Perfect Date: Sitting in the livingroom, getting served food.. Watching sports , while getting a blowjob, and going to sleep after.
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn-ons:Submissive women , who can make a good sandwich, or a good taco. Turn offs: Ladies with education, who reads books and have their own opinions
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Because I'm better than you, and you may someday aspire to a fraction of my awesomness
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Such amazing and wonderful photoshop skills! I'd love to hire you for your professional services.
happy birthday Tiny
Hello! I want to be your new friend!! you so sweet))
Tiny you pimp
Here Here.. I second the hole digging comment of the previous poster.. Good to see a woman knows her place.. lol <3 U Olivia hehe
*sigh* I suck at computer stuffs. Can you believe I work on here? I'm going to go dig myself a hole to hide in it now....
http://youtu.be/d9NF2edxy-M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M Because you love music like I do and it's been so long since we last talked that I feel like your 'somebody that I used to know'. ;P LOL JK I'll get on soon and fix that.


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norge hru man??
HI ! NICE PROFILE ! RATED / ADMIRED AND ADDED TO MY FRIEND.. I'M WAITING YOO ON MY PROFILE TOO ! AND WHEN I'M ON LINE DO NOT HESITATE TO HI TO ME ! KISSS
I miss you
your singing is awsome!!!!! i love it!!!! get winky and jon next time im online and we'll sing more!!!! kisses Tiny !!!!
Lurve you long time!!!
I am just so enamored with your manliness!
Hi! I don't know if you remember me but the other day you asked if I wanted to be in Playboy and I declined. Well to be honest I was just so nervous to have a Playboy scout in my little room that I wasn't thinking clearly. Yes, sign me up! I even got that spray tan you recommended. lolzzzz, you are a magical beast!!!
I bow to the awesomeness -DP
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