Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Exciting underwear.
Favorite Songs:
Mine.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I was a Pat Boone impersonator for 12 years.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
At a music store, playing the bongos.
Talents:
I can sing like a frog.
Perfect Mate:
A girl with natural titties.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on-amphibians, tree bark, nasal spray, lug nuts.
Turn off-hair gel, buffalo farts, smokeless tobacco, combs, rogain, green teeth, zombies, voodoo, stinky cheese, clouds that look like midgets flipping me off, talking geckos, nose hair, Philadelphia, butter milk, rectal exams, spiral sliced ham, puke, being tea bagged, Kaiser Medical