Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
noun
1.
the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
duct tape, moral superiority, my dick and balls
Favorite Books:
Graham Greene, Sam Shepard, Italo Calvino, Jose Saramago, Penthouse Forum
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Wearing a fez, rubbing fat guys' stomachs and asking when they are due, getting naked, singing in the shower, playing the skin flute, staring at the wall/ceiling (depending on my horizontality ), making up words like horizontality then realizing I did not in fact make it up.
Favorite Songs:
Tom Waits
Favorite Movies:
Paris, Texas.
North By Northwest.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Anything by Wong Kar Wai, Terry Gilliam, David Cronenberg, or Wim Wenders
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
You're going to have to work a little harder to find that out
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Not here
Hobbies:
Making people cry, alchemy, bird watching, Doctor Who, hopscotch, electrolysis, acupuncture, spelunking, needlepoint, designing prosthetic limbs, destroying prosthetic limbs, running in place, talking to myself, begging forgiveness from no one.
Talents:
I can offend just about anyone
Perfect Mate:
Coffee-mate?
Perfect Date:
June 6th
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: breasts, being funny
Turn offs: the opposite of breasts, and not being funny
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am the Last Centurion