Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Enjoy it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My family, music, coffee, bud, masochistic release.
Favorite Books:
The Harry Potter series (if you don't know who this is by then GTFO)
Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
The Pact, Nineteen Minutes, and basically every book ever written by Jodi Picoult
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
The Story of O by Pauline Reage
Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris
Fight Club by Chuck Palanhiuk
Memoirs of A Geisha by Arthur Golden
The Shining by Stephen King
The Giver by Lois Lowry
The Host by Stephenie Meyer (fuck Twilight though)
The Juliette Society by Sasha Grey
CRANK by Ellen Hopkins
Go Ask Alice by Anonymous
Uglies, Pretties, Specials, and Extras by Scott Westerfeld
The epic sagas of Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
WAY too many more too think of or even list here. I've always been a major bookworm, but I don't have much time for reading lately. Someday I will have a library in my house, I swear!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Watch Netflix, browse the internets, draw/color, smoke, bake cookies n shit.
Favorite Songs:
Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Rush, Bob Marley, Future, Wiz Khalifa, Drake, Kid Cudi, Blue October, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipiknot, Rebelution, Sublime, CCR, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Pantera, Avril Lavigne, blink-182, Good Charlotte, Spice Girls, Spooky Black, VNV Nation, KMFDM, Cas Haley, Disney music, etc. I have a pretty eclectic taste in music so don't be surprised if you find me bumpin' to Biggie one minute and jammin' to Black Sabbath the next. :)
Favorite Movies:
The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Fantastic Planet, Strange Wilderness, Stepbrothers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Nymphomaniac, Dazed and Confused, Friday the 13th, The Deer Hunter, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Friday, Titanic, Half Baked, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Pineapple Express, Lords of Dogtown, Fight Club, Trailer Park Boys stuff, God Bless America, Pirate Radio, Pans Labyrinth, The Devil's Rejects, Saw, The Exorcist, Wonderland, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, A Scanner Darkly, ET, Ratatouille, It's A Wonderful Life, Human Centipede, Saw, Wolf of Wall Street, Memoirs of A Geisha, Sixteen Candles, Cowspiracy, tons of Disney movies, lots more.
I don't watch much actual TV, mostly Netflix, but I absolutely LOVE Breaking Bad, The Office, Trailer Park Boys, Vikings, The Walking Dead, The Twilight Zone, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Cops, Workaholics, American Horror Story and Bones.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sex under a streetlight on the hood of a car, parked outside a house party.. Got a whipping in a dungeon with a crowd watching.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hogwarts.
Hobbies:
Cooking and baking (and eating), window shopping on the internet, playing with my kids, making art (mostly drawing, but I love all mediums!), puzzles, watchin' Netfliiiiiix, reading, video games, psychonautics (been a while), makin' porn for you to enjoy. :)
Talents:
I'm fairly flexible, and have good control over my gag reflex. ;3 As far as non-sexy stuff goes, I'm a pretty good cook and a decent artist. I love to sing and used to be in a band when I was a young teen! I can play a tiny bit of guitar, too.
Perfect Mate:
Already found him. :3 AWW MUSH MUSH MUSH.
Perfect Date:
A night in bed watching good movies, smoking and feasting, followed by delicious rough sex. :3
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: hair pulling, spanking, lips or hands on my neck, ball-gags, light slapping, feminist valuez, nice tattoos.
Turn offs: being insincere, cheap, or crude, being simply STARED at (ahem! lurkers - plz say hiii!)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I think the answer to this varies from person to person.. just do it and find out! :)