Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My friends/family, music, beer, coffee, and my phone.
Favorite Songs:
Incubus, John Mayer, OutKast, Kanye West, Billie Eilish, J Cole, Dirty Heads, Dua Lipa, Gorillaz, Halsey, Kane Brown, Justin Timberlake, Queen, Mariah Carey...the list goes on...
Favorite Movies:
Anything Quentin Tarantino. He's brilliant and twisted as fuck...and I totally dig it.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Laying naked on a white sandy beach sipping on bottomless cocktails and listening to the waves mixed with some amazing music playing softly in the background.
Hobbies:
Fishing, even though I suck at it.
Drunk house cleaning panty dance party(you do the math).
Hiking/hunting for waterfalls. Skinny dipping any and every chance I get.
Talents:
I have a gift for starting home improvement projects and not finishing them.
Im also an award nominated shower singer.
Last but not least, I give insanely good mind fucking make you crave my mouth for the rest of your life blowjobs. Or so Ive been told.
Perfect Mate:
Theres no such thing. However...if your kiss is so delicious that Im instantly craving for your soft lips and warm tongue to be licking gliding thrusting and tasting every inch of my gorgeous little clit...then yeah, you're pretty close to perfection.
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURN ONS-
Great hair.
Sexy lips and smile.
Dimples.
Driven and passionate about whatever it is that makes you happy.
Spontaneous and adventurous.
Has a sexy moan when cumming.
Is a sweetheart with a touch of sassy smartass.
Takes pride in appearance and has great style.
Cant keep hands off of me.
TURN OFFS-
Bad kisser.
Unmotivated and complacent.
ESPECIALLY not attractive when unmotivated and complacent in bed...or wherever else we may be fucking at the time.
Doesn't manscape or has poor hygiene habits period. Nope!
Doesn't comprehend or engage in playful witty banter.
Bad at eating me out and wont let me teach.
Balding (sorry/not sorry).
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im fucking hilarious. Seriously...youre going to love me.