Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Let's just have a good time while we're here.
Favorite Books:
Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You
Favorite Movies:
Silence of the Lambs
Welcome to the Dollhouse.
Slums of Beverly Hills.
You Me and Everyone We Know
BeetleJuice
Welcome to Me
The Grand Budapest
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Floating in a pool somewhere in the South of France
Hobbies:
Running, yoga, riding horses, painting, smoking weed with friends, skiing, going to the beach, reading, making weird crafts.
Talents:
I'm CPR certified, I ride horses, ski, and paint you a pretty picture.
Perfect Mate:
Someone less crazy than myselfie that is not an alcoholic commitment-phobe.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love a man who isn't afraid to put on his girlfriends panties and give me all his money.
Turn offs include: Trolling and not tipping
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
you'll find out...