Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
What goes up, must come down??
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Beer, Jamesons, The Waterfront, Hot Horny Woman, A More Cold Beer
Favorite Books:
books hurt my brain
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Refer to the five things I cant live with out
Favorite Songs:
I think im stuck in the 90s Anything other than pop and rap crap
Favorite Movies:
The usual greats, Goodfellas, Godfathers, Dumb and dumber, etc. I know I have to work on my movie watching skills
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Masturbated while driving, that steering wheel was a mess to clean up. I had a hard time driving with it being all goopy and stuff. It was a bad idea
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd between a beautiful womans legs. Durrrr!
Hobbies:
Work hard and play hard, so not hobbies dont come into play.
Talents:
Hahahaha this could get interesting, An all around handy fella. Always been talented in finding my crotch no matter what the situation. So I believe Im a gifted man
Perfect Mate:
Pretty, happy, funny, obediant, horny gal. Ya know sort of like pet. Also a girl who doesnt mind choroform rags.
Perfect Date:
SILENCE, dinner and some of the 'ol hanky panky'. Ya know what? ill throw in a flower too for good measure.
Turn Ons/Offs:
2 tits, 2 hole, and a heart beat and u have my attention!!!!!!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Don't bother, I'm just a bag of douche who likes a laugh