Grab a shovel and let's get dirty!

Once upon a time I lived in a small apartment in the city, and always dreamed of having my own house with a lovely garden. When I got this place I was excited about having a nice, private garden to relax and do shows from.

Then, about 1.5 years ago, my nutjob neighbor decided to "trim" our border hedge sooo low, he could see me sunbathing topless in my garden! Perv Alert!! Not my idea of privacy, so I simply removed the hedge and replaced it with a wooden fence. The real problem? In the process of removing the hedge, the rest of my garden got cleared out. I now have a weed farm!

And THAT brings me to this new 'Garden' profile page.... my own little Garden Fund. Every tip, no matter what amount, will help to move the Growth Meter toward my goal. The plan on the right is the actual garden plan. When we reach the goal, the garden project is fully funded!

So, get rid of your shirts, put on some work shorts & boots and grab a shovel! The rest of the workers start at the 6th of August, but WE have work to do here first!

Outdoor Shows, Hot Tub Shows.... Let's do this!