Xeromaus_
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About Me
Username:
Xeromaus_
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Muscular
Ethnicity:
Other
Hair:
Shaved
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
220 pounds
Height:
67 inches
Age:
42
City:
McMurdo Station
Country:
Antarctica
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Moderate
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Yes
School:
Whatsamatta U
Favorite Food:
Meat
Pets:
Sir Scruffington Cat, Esq
Automobile:
Yes
Tags:
Go Away, Fuck It, Fuck Off, Fuck You, Eat a Dick, Eat my Dick, Eat a Bag of Dicks, Hipsters are garbage people, Eat Shit and Die, Why are you still reading these, It seems like a bad idea, Im pretty sure I made it clear, Youre a glutton for punishment, Ok fuck it, Lets do some more, Fuck your mom, Fuck your moms momma, Eat hot medical waste, Die in a fire, Your life is useless, Thats not a mole its cancer, Thats not cancer its dead flesh, I hope Kenny G molests you, with his entire saxophone, wrapped in his steel wool hair, Nothing matters, Youre a speck living on a speck, going around a speck, inside of a medium speck, sitting in an infinte emptyness, Life is meaningless, So end yours
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Air
2. Water
3. Food
4. Shelter
5. Sex.
Favorite Books:
HHG2G, The Art of War, The Universe in a Nutshell, Desperation, The Regulators, The Seven Deadly Sins, Forbidden Knowledge, The Game, and numerous others I'm obviously forgetting and don't have time to think about.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Pretty sure the entire rest of this profile paints a picture of this.
Favorite Songs:
Dennis Leary - Asshole, Shinedown - Diamond Eyes/My Name/Her Name is Alice/pretty much every other Shinedown song, Three Days Grace - I am Machine/Animal I Have Become/Chalk Outline, In This Moment - Adrenalize, Stephen Lynch - literally everything, NRG - Instruments of Destruction, Halestorm - see:Stephen Lynch, Nickelback - see:Halestorm, 3 Doors Down - Away From the Sun/When I'm Gone/Here Without You, Outkast: see:Nickelback, Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch, Eminem - see:Outkast, Jay-Z and Linkin Park - Collision Course album, I could keep writing for days......
Favorite Movies:
Anything but Twilight and the god-awful bastard movies it helped to spawn.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I have neither the room to write the many, many, many crazy things that have occurred in my life, nor the time, but I tell stories when asked.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Kalalau beach, Kaua'i, Hawaiii.
Hobbies:
Competitive grass shaving, racecars for whales, reinventing the egg, attempting to fly unaided, attempting to land while in a state of disbelief, learning to say "ineffable" incorrectly and at the wrong times, training flies to spy on ants, training ants to spy on flies, hiding from ants/flies, bowling for aardvarks, bedazzling bridges, habitat for inhumane treatment, convincing the rainforest to accept jesus as it's savior... then help it's self, and pottery.
Talents:
Writing a list of hobbies, and the sexual prowess of the bastard love child of Zeus and a rabbit on speed.
Perfect Mate:
Just one...?....ah shit....
Perfect Date:
Afternoon video games, pizza/chinese, sex, brief sweet midnight snacks (in copious amounts), more sex, water break/pee, movie, sex (possibly during the movie), cooking breakfast as the sun comes up.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Answering the question "Wanna fuck?" with "Yes."/Answering the question "Wanna fuck?" with "No."
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Really? You read this far and need a fucking reason STILL?????
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Xeromaus_
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