XoeTwisted
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Profile Headline:
If the murderer was a clown, that would be funny to me.
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About Me
Username:
XoeTwisted
CamScore:
380
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
130 pounds
Age:
35
City:
Las Vegas
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Moderate
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Mortuary Science
School:
San Antonio College
Favorite Food:
Kobe Steak, RARE. Or just bring me the cow.
Pets:
One cat, three rats.
Automobile:
Chevy
About Me:
I was a Mortuary Science major for 3 years. Right now I'm between colleges, but I think I'd rather do taxidermy than work in a funeral home. I love embalming and mortuary cosmetology, but I don't like funeral directing. My dream would be to go to South Africa and get a taxidermy contract with a safari company.
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Tags:
blonde, brown eyes, real tits, bisexual, tight pink pussy, pink nipples, smart, shaved, young, sexy eyes, strange, weird, different, knives, guns, surgical
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XoeTwisted
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, Water, Air, Sleep, Fire.
Favorite Books:
Otherland, Hitchhikker's Guide to the Galaxy, Anything by Christopher Moore, The Odyssey, Ender's Game
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Scientific Experiments, Dissection, Art, Watch Horror Flicks, Play WOW, Other Videogames, Hang out on the Strip, Look at the stars, Drive while singing really loud.
Favorite Songs:
I love everything from Chopin to Chimera.
Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Hannibal, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, A Beautiful Mind, 1408, Hellraiser, Child's Play, Cabin in the Woods, Wanted, Limitless,
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
The craziest thing I've done that I can ADMIT to... Well, I had to slaughter a rooster once because he was scalping the hens, and after I cut his head off I wiped the blood on my face and demanded sex in the blood puddle with my then-boyfriend, who refused. It's actually on youtube...
Hobbies:
Dissection, Drawing/Painting, Sculpture, WOW,
Talents:
Art, Amateur Surgery, Pole Dancing, Mortuary Cosmetology, Ability to write and untie shoes with my toes.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who understands my sick sense of humor and matches it. Someone who's smart, but doesn't need to win every argument. Someone open minded, spontaneous, and independent.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Charming, Witty, Funny, Playful, Chest Hair, Pointy Teeth, Animal Magnetism
Turn Offs: Bigotry, Rudeness, Needy, Uneducated, Sexist, Exaggerated Story-Telling, Stinky.
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