Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Push the limits on the human ability to create reality.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Water
2. Bong (what the water is for)
3. Unlimited weed (to go in the bong)
4. Lighter (to smoke the bong)
5. Bamboo Skewer (to unclog the bong)
Favorite Books:
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell -Tucker Max,
The Holy Bible -King James Version,
Books about aliens or the esoteric.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Snowboarding, Happy hour at Applebees, Music Festivals, Camping
Favorite Songs:
EDM/Dubstep/Bass Music
HipHop/Trap/Rap
Favorite Movies:
Almost Famous,
Idiocracy,
Dumb and Dumber,
Wanderlust,
Interstellar,
Contact,
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Unfortunately, I am not at liberty to discuss this without a lawyer present.
Hobbies:
Pole dancing,
Hiking,
Sewing
Perfect Date:
February 31, 1969
Turn Ons/Offs:
*Offs: -Negotiating Prices
-Disrespecting boundaries
-Rude comments
-Unsolicited advice
-Harassment
-Demands
*Ons: -Tipping -Spamming tips
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I love to suck cock with my asshole