Profile Headline:
Booooobs.. er Brains, I mean Brains..
Last Login:
2 months ago
Last Updated:
About Me
Username:
ZombieJason
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Eyes:
Green
Weight:
185 pounds
Height:
72 inches
Age:
44
City:
North Carolina
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
I participate in full-contact origami
Favorite Food:
Human
About Me:
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Pennsylvania wilderness from a horde of ferocious army ants. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I do eight-Minute abs in six minutes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large homemade rockets in my yard. The laws of physics do not apply to me.