Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"Food goes in here." -- Young Homer Simpson
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food. Water. Properly balanced atmosphere lacking major toxins, Shelter, Autonomic nervous system.
Favorite Books:
Heavy ones, clad in steel, with spikes, and perhaps other weapon-like features.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Entertaining things. Fun things...
Favorite Songs:
My favorite styles of music contain many of the songs I've grown to love.
Favorite Movies:
My favorite movies are the ones I like the best!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
My therapist tells me that the word crazy is a bad word. My inner pyromaniac leprechaun tells me to burn things when I hear it. I listen to both of them. My therapist has a restraining order against me.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere.
Hobbies:
These are things I do to pass the time.
Talents:
Things I excel at!
Perfect Mate:
A living woman with whom I share an inexplicable, mutual, unwavering attraction... unless The Simpsons or Futurama reruns are on.
Perfect Date:
Aug. 16 of any year, or ones that aren't too dry or overpriced.
Turn Ons/Offs:
My electronics and lights, depending on which way I'm flipping the switch, turning the knob, or inserting the wires. Hehe. I said inserting.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I strongly recommend against it. Usually it just ends in burnt pizza, punched testicles (mine), and days of inconsolable crying.