Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
get PAID & get LAID (preferably not with chicken or any other animals)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1:P
2:E
3:N
4:I
5:S
Favorite Books:
i can't read
What I Like To Do For Fun:
see answer above
Favorite Songs:
the original soundtrack for gangbang sluts 4 (the original, not the dubbed version)
Favorite Movies:
gangbang sluts 4 (do NOT mention the first 3 to me or you're not a real fan)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
not have sex for three whole hours, can you imagine?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
ridin on that DICK
Hobbies:
having a LOT of sex all the time always
Talents:
sucking three penises at the same time, and being my own lawyer
Perfect Mate:
either an asexual witch or myself with a penis
Perfect Date:
KFC with either an asexual witch or myself with a penis
Turn Ons/Offs:
what turns me on: NOT chickens!!!
what turns me off: CHICKENS!!! also ducks
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
cheapest blowjobs in the country