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And like a good butt plug, Beavis is there. Please don't hide the sheep.
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Username:
Beavis____
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Other
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
153 pounds
Height:
55 inches
City:
Shartford, Connecticut
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Drugs:
Heavy User
Marital Status:
Single
Pets:
Euclid-a seriously overweight grasshopper.
About Me:
Beavis is a midget with a club foot and He's been told by numerous people that his face bears an uncanny resemblance to Haley Joel Osment look-a-like DuckMySick88's ass. As a teenager, his soul was possessed by gerbils. Or was it his ass? Now his ass and soul are possessed by the mysterious in-bred poodle fucking Canadian DuckMy Sick88.
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Meaning of Life:
As Putrid Destiny once said: A turd in the hand is worth 2 in the tush. Does a person truly know what's in a man's heart based on the color of his skin, sexual orientation, or religious beliefs? Probably not. So all you narrow minded pucks stop being so dang judgmental! It's hard enough making your way through this stinky sewer of a world without all the racist, sexist, E_n_i_g_m_a66 mindless drivel, and political debauchery! Lay off!
Favorite Movies:
1. When You Find The Cock Of Your Dreams Stuck In The Ass Of Some Guy Named E_n_i_g_m_a66.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
When Beavis was 15, he participated in a student exchange program with a school in Israel. His host family was a fun loving group and the men liked to wear these funny little hats that made their heads look like a penis. These guys became so attached to him that the entire community gave him a special nickname. They called the tiny bastard Putz which he was told is a term of endearment for a person of limited mental capabilities, whatever that means. Beavis missed the fun games he engaged in almost every day with the Jewish guys, except for when they would wake him up late at night, blindfold him, and drive him deep into the Sinai desert and leave the fat homunclus there. Sometimes, it would take weeks to find his way back to the kibbutz.
Hobbies:
1. Shitting on, laughing at, and ridiculing E_n_i_g_m_a66's hopes, dreams, and delusions of adequacy. 2. Torturing in-bred morons like Beavis.
Perfect Mate:
For Beavis - A radish farmer named Muley and some butt chugging frat boys from University of Western Ontario.
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURN ON for DuckMySick88 - The real ATM (Ass To Midget), when ass hair sticks to the roof of my mouth. TURN OFF - Idiots, child molesters, necropheliacs, father rapers, Canadians, cannibals, Nazis, Politicians, Beavis, E_n_i_g_m_a66, Psychoanalyst, cow pies, DuckMySick88
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Beavis suffer from DBS or Dry Ball Syndrome. It's a rare disease involving the sweat glands that lubricate and cool his testicles. Unfortunately, his glands stopped working many years ago due to repeated exposure to an enzyme in his E_n_i_g_m_a66's saliva.
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Beavis____
Beavis, you are not a smart man but you are persistent. You remind me of my 102 year old neighbor who use to have horrendous farts that seemed to last for days, weeks, even months. They would linger long after the humor had disappeared.
Beavis____
WTF!!!??? E_N_I_G_M_A66!!! Youre still alive!!!??? Everyone thought you BIT THE WEINIE! Well, not just in reality but also figuratively. I mean, even your twin sons, Sodom and Gomorrah, told us you died in a horrible porcupine enema accident! Well shit, everyone is going to be so disappointed.
E_n_i_g_m_a66
You are such a skid mark in the underwear of society.
DuckMySick88
def a virgin
Beavis
self help books, hahahahaha what a cunt you are.
fucking incel
AssTastyAnal
simplemente delicioso
Netanyahu
Oy vey! I warned them about releasing the meshuga known as Beavis! The boy is queer in his head and is a hostile prick! As a baby, his mother could not afford pacifiers to satisfy his overwhelming urge to suck so she gave him one of her dildos which he really enjoyed! The boy is a schmuck and shouldnt be allowed near farm animals! Kush in toches arein! I curse your tiny stinky baitsim!
Beavis____
Beavis, you whiney diseased pile of shit! Attempted rape can hardly be considered fucked! Your asshole felt the rage during your 19 years in the state pen.
Beavis
feel the rage, son
Beavis
all this because I fucked his mother
Swollen4Kick
You boys and your ugly words are really causing Beavis a lot of excruciating pain! By the way, his real name is Short Mort and I'm not sure if he got that name because he's a midget or because his dick is so tiny. I do know that when he reads one of your insults he falls to the floor clutching his testicles and crying out in agony! You guys should be ashamed
Beavis____
Hey Beavis, we are not alike. I worship my own beautiful 8 inch cock, while you suck cock. Lots of cock and all of them bigger than yours. Also, my nutts are not stinky like yours.
Beavis
hey, we are alike, except you worship cock
Sasha_Green
thank you!kisses
Beavis____
Hey! I just received a private message from Beavis and he had some great news! Someone was giving him grief about his stinky balls so he slugged him in the nutts and beat his ass! He stuck up for himself! His joy didnt last long as the victim's third grade teacher called the cops and now there is an APB out for his arrest! Still, its progress, kind of.
KingWitz
hey bitches. i agree with e_n_i_g_m_a66, you boys are just plain mean. think about it: this guy has a really small dick, his balls stink, he is stupid, and everybody picks on him. no wonder he has trouble expressing his feelings! why don't you help him out? give him some advice or tips on not being a butt cork or how to properly wash your testicles. do something positive!
E_n_i_g_g_a66
Hey you guys! Cant you give Beavis a break? He is super sensitive about 3 things: 1. The size of his penis, 2. The way his balls smell, and 3. He is illiterate. You guys continuously point out these things and are not aware that he is also an angry douche bag. Wont you please try to be nice to him?
Beavis____
No, Im a happy little cunt. You, on the other hand, are a bitter, illiterate, angry, tiny penis who nobody gives a shit about.
Beavis
sad little cunt