Interests & Hobbies
What I Like To Do For Fun:
troll dumb people
Favorite Songs:
Anything from Lazy Town
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
your wife
Hobbies:
Playing Captain Save-a-ho, trying to educate camwhores as to how to not suck, getting b&
Talents:
pushing people's buttons
Perfect Mate:
Hellen Keller
Perfect Date:
I rent a Mercedes, buy a dozen roses, and then drive by your house to pick you up. You open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Mr. Jawbs
Turn Offs: Filipinos