Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
be a whore, create and impact the world with your ample, voluptuous tits, ass and brain
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my cat, oat milk, tea, money, chocolate
Favorite Books:
what is read?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
play men
Favorite Songs:
sugar daddy, qveen herby
Favorite Movies:
house bunny
legally blonde
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Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
what's more crazy than posting your borthole on the internet for all to see?~
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
on the beach sippin pain killers
Hobbies:
being ridiculously hot and good looking
Talents:
being ridiculously hot and good looking
Perfect Mate:
ridiculously hot and good looking with many money
Perfect Date:
you drop me off at the mall with your credit card
Turn Ons/Offs:
money/being broke lol
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fucking hilarious and this entire profile is satire :)
...or is it?