Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Who says it means anything?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Heart, lungs, esophagus, stomach and most of all my brain.
Favorite Books:
My Little Book of Low Priced Stocks, Know What Others Do Not, War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, The Magic of Believing, Fire Hunter, Canterbury Tales, Kama Sutra, Count of Monte Cristo
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Watch paint dry. Grow things in my garden.
Favorite Songs:
I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) and Having another baby
Favorite Movies:
The Crimson Pirate, Sitting Pretty, Three Stooges Time Machine
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Answer all these crazy questions.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Here, there and everywhere.
Hobbies:
Fishing, gardening, photography, investing, nude bowling(shoes required), Champion Mumbly Peg, bowling, waking up, and falling asleep.
Talents:
I can stand on my head gargling peanut butter, while whistling dixie, juggling 4 tennis balls and farting America the Beautiful
Perfect Mate:
I don't think there is one, that's what makes life interesting.
Perfect Date:
I like the imported Moroccan gold ones. The Tunisian are good but they add high fructose corn syrup to some of them.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Pretty much yes.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Why waste time getting to know anyone else when I am here?