Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Beer x 5
Favorite Books:
Juggs, Hooters,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Going to the Nudie bar.
Favorite Movies:
Anything with juggs and hooters.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Giving up a prospective football career to marry Peggy Wanker.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The Jiggle Room at the Nudie bar.
Hobbies:
Going to the nudie bar.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: It doesn't take much.
Turn offs: Big red hair and married with children.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I sell women's shoes and married with children.