Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
https://youtu.be/MBRqu0YOH14
Favorite Books:
The Secret History
Favorite Songs:
May 2021: Goldfrapp
Favorite Movies:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Hobbies:
Pinball
Perfect Date:
I coach you (gently, not mansplain) on pinball and we play a while in a cool dark bar with awesome decorations. Then we get food, what you like -- I'm pretty flexible, love a lot of food but say for the sake of argument very fancy chinese fusion food in a cool bar with fancy cocktails (it's winter, no patio rn). Then hot chocolate by a fire with a salty shortbread cookie to dip in it.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: almost everything about cis women. Love brat/tamer dynamic, love laughing, curiosity and sharp wordplay. Legs. Dark hair and dark eyes is my jam but I really love everyone.
Turn offs (stuff): elf ears, too many tattoos, ear gauges, altered lips and overdone surgical boob jobs (sorry, I know that's complicated). I don't like doing butt stuff to women, not my thing. The Dutch language. Dismissive and incurious people. Have to be able to take a joke and see the humor in situations. Drama magnet