dylakk
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Profile Headline:
Mother Nature's Son
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2 years ago
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About Me
Username:
dylakk
Gender:
Male
Height:
179 centimeters
Age:
92
City:
Parts Unknown
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
School:
School House Rock
Favorite Food:
Carrot cake with cream cheese icing.
Pets:
I want a bunny, not one boiling on my stove
Automobile:
I walk, fuck you
About Me:
Somewhere between a poor man's Das Esseintes and Lester Bangs' lengthy definition of what punk is.
. I currently do not have sound wh3n watching MFC, please do not be offended if i dont say or reply to something out loud.
Tags:
SQUID BOMB, Human just like you, Smart, Shy, no fake, Niceguy, Pending a good tag, morbid, Secular Onanist, Meteor Resistant, Antisesquipedalian, Scared of Escalators, Bored, Pretty hair, hardcore, starman, Relaxed, Radio WDLK, taco deficient, beard, Luffsbitches, deadbeat godfather, eclectic, quietus, sober, lounge10k, needlessly complex, black coffee, renegade ways, loves scars, gud spellar, pornhound
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The meaning of life in an an otherwise absurd world is to try and find meaning, Camus taught me that, then he hit a tree with his car and died.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Cigarettes. Chapstick. Sunglasses. Reading Material. Music.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Answer riddles from giants, sphinxes, wizards, and bridge trolls, often incorrectly.
Hate the players and hate the game.
Favorite Songs:
ROLLING STONES! Bob Dylan. 60s rock. Heavy metal.Every Time I Die, HIM, Extreme Metal(death, black, grind, doom). Hiphop. Jazz
Favorite Movies:
Movies: The Marx Brothers Paramount films(except for the Cocoanuts), anything by Woody Allen, Taxi Driver, Patton, the Billy Wilder pictures with William Holden, The Exterminating Angel, anything by David Lynch, anything by Elia Kazan
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I almost blew up a gas station in high school.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a barbershop quartet, but i can't sing or grow a good handlebar moustache.
Playing Pinball.
Hobbies:
Making up lyrics to Metal Machine Music.
Asocial media: Twitter@Dylakk
Talents:
Eating cake.
Reading William Blake until i start speaking in rhyming couplets.
I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my fingers.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who can do a better job filling out my profile. Someone who is kind and sweet.
Someone who makes me a better man, but realizes i tune out and do what i want sometimes.
Perfect Date:
Something with a movie and skeeball would also suffice.
A trip to the zoo where we walk around holding hands, eating cotton candy, and laughing at the weird looking animals.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Offs: Racism, Homophobia, Anti-Semitism, People who make shallow assumptions instead of seeking knowledge and understanding
Ons: Anything that eases boredom without inducing total disgust. Kind women.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm slightly taller than the average man.
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dylakk
Please rate and admire me, Thank you
LofiLola
....because you sir, rawk my socks.