Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Have a blast, and share it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air - Water - Eyesight..A tasty human delicacy that u never put your teeth on. and has a pleasant salty scent...those kind things; almost the same as you probably. I can only think of 4 things but T-bone steak probably qualifies too.
Favorite Books:
Comics exclusively - Superman, Supergirl, Jimmie Olsen, Batman, Aquaman, Lois Lane, favorite comic character...Perry White
Catcher on the Rye was good but not a comicbook
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Guess; but don't take too long..this is MFC and the chatty show-off ladies that make thir living there aren't really nuns make for good company as long as they aren't too shy.. Occasionally I create some cool wood art..or so I think.
Favorite Songs:
Country Western especially Willie Nelson Tribal Chanting originating in the African Jungles in multiple countries
Favorite Movies:
Hitchcock's Birds
Lady Chatterly's Lover
Eyes Wide Open
Silence of the Lambs
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
DeepThroat
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Let a boomer fart while in the 6th grade in As a sixth grader in Mrs. Wilberg's library with 3 eight grade females as silent witnesses to my unavoidable and highly inappropriate but unavoidable momentary indiscretion. Didn't move for 15 minutes, in embarrassment and agony. When I got my nerve up to speed...Final relief..oh what a joy it was.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hawaii..although Polynesian might do.. Haven't been to poly but heard about it.
Hobbies:
Estimating cup sizes
Gynecologist massage specialist
Talents:
Bagpipes
Demolition of things
Perfect Mate:
Ready for good time, takes care of my critical needs, low maintenance. She can be expected to be taken care of always when fully co-operative.
Perfect Date:
Happy to go to drive-in movie in my Woodie or leased limousine. Female date only, must be willing to wear a dress that shows above knees. Shorts are fine. Should be willing to try things out of the ordinary, as long as it doesn't hurt.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs - models that groan with happiness at wrong time, like doing 2 other things while self-stimulating
Turn on - models that whine minimally and are happy campers most of the time.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I tip models, appreciate talkers. I don't
take ladies to private-land, but will happily go there if I am led by my ear or something.