Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The meaning of life is to become the president of Tuvalu. I have become the president of Tuvala. I feel very accomplished.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
I have only one thing I cannot live without: my right hand. I need it to wank.
Favorite Books:
McDonalds menu
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like to lie
Favorite Songs:
The national anthem of Tuvalu
Favorite Movies:
Spongebob the Movie
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Talked to an actual girl
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Tuvalu, my beautiful country
Perfect Mate:
A female
Perfect Date:
February 29th
Turn Ons/Offs:
I don't have buttons
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am the president of Tuvalu.