Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If you have it figured out, let me know cause I do not have a fuckin clue.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Food
2. Sex
3. Water
4. Money
5. 420
Favorite Books:
The Brie Collection by Red Phoenix
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Have sexdo we have that in common?
Favorite Songs:
I listen to a wide variety of music and enjoy discovering new artists.
Favorite Movies:
Saw Franchize (they went downhill after the 3rd one though)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Ask me about my sex adventures. I have too many to count.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Your bed.
Hobbies:
Running, lifting, & fucking.
Talents:
I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
Perfect Mate:
Married to him
Perfect Date:
Take me out to dinner like a lady and then fuck me like a slut.
Then bring me dessert in bed while you give me a full body massage.
Add 420 for bonus points.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On - BBC, BWC, dominant, gentleman, respectful, honest
Off - cocky, douchebags, rude, people who try to lowball my rates
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am hilarious and love puns.