Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
We're here to fart around
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Homeys, my laptop, fresh air, 8 hours of sleep per night, a goal
Favorite Books:
Is putting a book that's not Kama Sutra in here lame? Because I actually like some books
(Anything by Kurt Vonnegut and loads more)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
sexy sexy sex
Favorite Songs:
what you do to meeeeeee, Rock, Rap, teensy bit of country, anything by my future wife Inna
Favorite Movies:
Jaws, homemade movies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
working on it
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
A beach that's covered in puppies (far away from cops who like giving me tickets for drinking)
Hobbies:
Basketball, perving around, drawing lame pictures, writing cheesy poetry, drinking with friends
Talents:
Drinking beers, punching queers
Perfect Mate:
the soul kind
Perfect Date:
any date where you end up running from the cops together while holding hands (so romantic)
Turn Ons/Offs:
On - bellybutton piercings, Irish blood, living
Off - asking me to tip you, being taller than me (it makes me jealous), small tattoos right below your waistline
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a car
AND!!
I gave blood today (which means I'm not the MOST terrible person ever, so don't be scared of me)