Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Mary, Fishing, My fiat Multipla, Albert my parrot, Mary
Favorite Books:
Fish!: A Proven Way to Boost Morale and Improve Results,
How to Become a Millionaire: A Straightforward Approach to Accumulating Personal Wealth,
Kamasutra
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Pee on electric pole. knock people with my fishing rod, shot people on the knees.
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
Batman in Robin, Forrest Hump,Breakfast On Tiffany Breast,Men in Back
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
One day i went to sleep at 11pm.
Fight against Manuel,Head of the drug cartel of Santiago.I knocked him with my fishing rod.
WIth my fishing rod I caught a 1298 pound fish too.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Out of jail.
Hobbies:
I love fishing my uncle , run naked on the meadow with my horse, speak with the tree. Collect superhero panties.
But my favorite hobbies is spending time in Mary room.
Talents:
I know count 2 by 2. I know ties my shoeslaces. Speak english.
Iam a proffesional singer, iam number 1 of world at call of duty game, world junior champ of javelin throw in 1955.
I been part too of the chile olympic curling team in 1960 olympics games
Perfect Mate:
Sadly i dont know why, i dont have friends, just my fishing rod
Perfect Date:
I woud like take a ride in my Fiat Multipla with Mary in London.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Get a big fish, Big tips for Mary, Mary top 10 / Slow day for Mary
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
There is not one good reason