Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
to learn how to spell apparently
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
beans and wife
Favorite Books:
yes
What I Like To Do For Fun:
beans and wife
Favorite Songs:
mhm
Favorite Movies:
yes, also
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
allowed my wife to be sneezed on by the cat
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
it would be feeding my wife beans out of a can like we're pioneers
Hobbies:
indubitably
Talents:
MANY
Perfect Mate:
i am married now!! i have to get her a ring and an overpriced tiny thong from a weird fancy thong website.
Perfect Date:
eating blueberries out of my wife's ass like she's a pez dispenser
Turn Ons/Offs:
i say i like to give up control but that's only like half true
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
BEANS AND WIFE