Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
dispair and sorrow
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
hump my pillow, suck my thumb, look at soft cam-queens, bread and water
Favorite Books:
cant read more than 2 pages a day
What I Like To Do For Fun:
hump my mommies leg
Favorite Songs:
changes all the time
Favorite Movies:
so many
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
being a male cam-whore
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
on my mommies lap
Hobbies:
pillow acrobatics
Talents:
marathon-endurance-level fapping
Perfect Mate:
leggy, bossy, soft skin, baby-face
Perfect Date:
chasing in a castle garden hedge maze during a warm summer night
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons: kinky pet outfits, tight panties, schoolgirl-outfit, high heels, boots, jerkoff countdown, c2c, ridicule, soft bdsm /
turn offs: boring people and sycophantic suckups like myself
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
want to serve