Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Snobs, String Cheese, Ingrown Hairs, Clogged Bowls, Movies that have all the funny parts in the previews
Favorite Books:
Welcome To The Monkey House, Paris Hilton's Autobiography Confessions of an Heiress, Harry Potter, Where the Sidewalk Ends, From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E Frankweiler, 1984, The Chronicles of Narnia
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll... duh.
Favorite Songs:
Music IS my love language. I can talk about music for days & am always on the hunt for my next favorite song or album. My playlists are all over, just like me! A few of my most played artists would be The Weeknd, Fleetwood Mac, Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey, Ja Rule, Glass Animals, Beyonce, Tessa Violet, LoveLeo, NWA, Destiny's Child, Blink-182, The Doors, Amy Winehouse, Jimmy Buffet, Taking Back Sunday, The Clash, Spice Girls, Bob Dylan, Brittney Spears. I could seriously go on forever so I'll stop myself now before you do!
Favorite Movies:
Most of the time I fall asleep or start distracting my friends within the first 10-20 minutes of a movie but there are a few I couldn't live without. Anastasia, Fern Gully, Nightmare Before Christmas, Inside Out, Breakfast Tiffany's, Pocahontas, Mulan, Pretty Woman, House of Wax - Starring Paris Hilton.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once got arrested on the front porch of the bar i was working at for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Colorado
Hobbies:
I like to stay busy & spend most of my free time being the nerd I am. You can typically find me Spritzing My Signature Scent: Paris by Paris Hilton, Reading, Coloring, Walking The Doggies, Cooking & Eating, Gardening, Watching Cartoons or The Office, Silly Dancing & Laughing at My Own TERRIBLE Jokes.
Talents:
Getting Lost, Poorly Timed Jokes, Awkward Giggles, Finding Trouble & Finding My Way Out of It, Cocktails-Both Creation & Consumption. "Dress Cute Wherever You Go; Life Is Too Short To Blend In." -Paris Hilton
Perfect Mate:
Brains > Body. Every Time, No Matter What. My perfect partner in crime would be respectful enough that I could bring him home to meet mom & dad but filthy enough that he won't hesitate when I ask him to take me in my old bedroom or the bathroom quick before they notice. A true prince charming. As Paris Would Say, "That's Hot!"
Perfect Date:
You, me, snuggled on a blankie next to a bon fire in the back yard making smores & talking about life. Maybe something to drink or smoke never hurts either.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Oh my, where to start.... MY TURN ONS would have to be rough kisses, back rubs and tickles, spontaneous slow dances, head pats & praise, GOOD TASTE (in which way? Just ask & maybe I'll tell ya.) Let's find out what else
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm often the quiet voice of reason noone listens to until its too late.