mephitis
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Profile Headline:
We all make mistakes, and your mistakes are not my problem.
Last Login:
7 years ago
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About Me
Username:
mephitis
Gender:
Male
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
250 pounds
Height:
72 inches
Age:
58
City:
not yours
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Figment of my own imagination
School:
Educated by past mistakes & poor choices
Favorite Food:
strong coffee
Pets:
a very spoiled 17 year old cat
Automobile:
'84 Nissan L720
About Me:
I don't believe in the Toothfairy, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or beggars who will actually buy tokens after they get a free show!
Tags:
misanthropic
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If after your life ends at least one person misses you because you're no longer there, your life was not meaningless.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sort through all of your possessions until you find the five you absolutely positively can't live without. Now throw one of them away. Did you die? NO!
Favorite Books:
The Floating Zombie, Christine, Tale of the Minotaur, the Falcon & the Snowman, After the Jackal
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I'm finished having fun.
Favorite Songs:
May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose, The Thing, Along Came Jones, Alley Oop, Broadsword, Pussywillow, Beastie
Favorite Movies:
S.O.B, Heartbreak Ridge, Tremors quadrilogy, Porky's trilogy, Animal House, 1941
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I've done a lot of things which were foolish, senseless, pointless, or stupid. the word 'crazy' doesn't fit any of them.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere I've never been before.
Hobbies:
Looking for intelligent people who are interested in having intelligent conversations.
Also ignoring annoying folks who can't get it through their little pea brains that life's too short to tolerate truly stupid people
Talents:
Using sarcasm & profanity while pretending that I'm paying attention.
Perfect Mate:
No human, man or woman, is perfect.
Perfect Date:
the 'perfect' date is a matter of opinion, & in MY opinion YOU don't need to know.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I value intelligence over nudity. If a woman doesn't understand that she can be interesting without taking her clothes off, she won't be interesting long.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Reasons you don't want to know me: I will not pay to be on your friends list. I will not pay to chat with you, this includes PM. I do not pay for shows in public chat, and I don't stay in rooms where they occur.
You won't be the first to ban me, & you won't be the last.
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mephitis
MFC has changed their rules concerning acceptable behavior in public chat. I have not changed my opinion. I simply select "hide model" & forget about them.
Ekfebet
''Those who choose to ignore the rules and masturbate in public chat deserve to have a room full of annoying beggars!'' Not that you care, but I agree 100% with you!
Ekfebet
>> Those who choose to ignore the rules and masturbate
>> in public chat deserve to have a room full of annoying
>> beggars!
Not th
mephitis
Pay attention boys & girls, I intend to say this only once. I use several different basic accounts to prowl around this site checking out the new models. I rarely say anything beyond "hello". I don't bother arguing with you dickheads who are trying to weasel your way into a free show. Nor do I comment on the cheapness of you fuckwads who play "let's make a deal" when you offer 10 tokens for something the model wants 25 or 50 to show. It is just so much simpler to add your idiot ass to my ever-growing ignore list. However, when a model chooses to ban me while allowing a premium member to stay in her room acting like a total fucking douche bag, I WILL leave her a "thank you" post on her wall. I don't care if she reads it. I couldn't care less if it gets deleted (most of them do). Models can & should run their room however they like within the rules & guidelines of this site. Those who choose to ignore the rules and masturbate in public chat deserve to have a room full of annoying beggars!
MoaningSex
ciao ciao kisses
mephitis
1st post is mine, 1st star is mine, don't admire me & don't put me on your friends list