About Me
Username:
messiahofhoes
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Native American
Hair:
Platinum Blonde
Eyes:
Green
Weight:
1000 pounds
Height:
1 inches
Age:
30
Country:
United Kingdom
Sexual Preference:
Gay
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Heavy User
Marital Status:
Widowed
About Me:
LIST OF DO'S AND DON'T FOR MODELS WHO WISH TO RECEIVE TOKENS:
1. MOVE!!!!!!! Unless you're a top 5 model, no one wants to watch you sit on your ass all day long. So act like this is your job and move your ass off the couch/bed/blanket on the floor.
2. CLEAN YOUR SHITHOLE UP!!!!! No one wants to look at your dirty ass room with shit thrown everywhere. Act like an adult and clean your room without mom telling you to.
3. TALK!!!! Sitting in one position is bad enough, but sitting on your ass and acting mute means people will just click on by. If you can't speak the language perfectly, people don't care, some think it's cute, but at least attempt to communicate someway other than the failing attempt at telepathy you are apparently trying.
4. STOP BEGGING FOR TIPS EVERY 30 SECONDS!!!! We get it, you're here to make money. You can remind people to tip if you are actually doing something. But don't sit on your couch, being a mute, in your dirty ass room and bleat like a sheep for tips every 30 seconds.
5. GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!!!! Again, unless you are a top model, no one wants to listen to you talk to your mom/dad/brother/sister/girlfriend/boyfriend/pimp/preacher/drug dealer. If you want to be successful, act like its a job and actually work at it, not at something else.
6. BE INTERESTING!!!!! You don't have to be a rocket scientist to talk to or interact with people in your room. You don't have to tell people everything about you, but at least TRY to be an interesting person to talk to. It keeps people coming back and allows you to earn REPEAT CUSTOMERS!!1
7. LEARN SOME SIMPLE LIGHTING!!!! You have a preview of what your cam looks like in front of you, move the light around until you can actually see yourself. the 'dark and seductive look' isn't, it's just fucking annoying.
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