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musicianduder
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Profile Headline:
Professional Twerker
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About Me
Username:
musicianduder
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
91 kilos
Height:
203 centimeters
Age:
48
City:
Hope
Country:
Virgin Islands (U.S.)
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Widowed
Occupation/Major:
Professional Twerker
School:
yup
Favorite Food:
you
Pets:
you
Automobile:
you...I want to drive you.
About Me:
Hope to take a poo while skydiving naked someday.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Love and peace.....oh, and masterbation
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
420
Billie Eilish
Harry Potter
D&D
My mommy
Favorite Books:
How to be horny and still be a virgin by Jack Hoff
What I Like To Do For Fun:
On pcp watching paint dry on a wall.
Favorite Songs:
Everything Billie Eilish
Favorite Movies:
Barney's Great Adventure
Dumbo
Bambi
Deep Throat
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Read all Harry Potter books while masterbating
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In you.
Hobbies:
ButtMunching
Vegan masterbating
Waiting in line at post office
Talents:
Naked skydiving on acid and feeding the homeless
Perfect Mate:
Virgin blind midget who likes wearing heavy layers of clothing during sex...while yelling "El Presidente!"
Perfect Date:
Fucking like crazy animals till one of has to be hospitalized
Turn Ons/Offs:
"Ons" - scorching pussy
"Offs" - heroin for pets
"Ons" - foil
"Offs" - fisting myself
"Ons" - skipping rope
"Offs" - hairy anus
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I want to share my hotness with the world...i am the hottest guy in the world and you are extremely lucky to be reading this valuable information
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