Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Great Monty Python movie! The sex ed scene taught me everything I know.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Freaky filthy sex
Breakfast foods
Art
Dance
Beautiful people
Favorite Books:
Anything and everything written by T.S Eliot
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Tie people up and smack their bottoms
Favorite Songs:
Nine by La Dispute is the best song ever written and I cried for hours when I first heard it.
Favorite Movies:
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Fallen in love
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Pancake tour of North America
Hobbies:
Growing my garden of fruits and veggies
Talents:
Doing yoga poses on mens testicles
Perfect Mate:
They cry with me, they don't make me cry
Perfect Date:
We go to a cute vegan joint and you sit next to me. I play with your hair while we make inside jokes. The waitress comes over and we give them compliments so they join our sex cult. Order way too much food but still get the desert. Avoid entering a food coma by making out in the backseat of my car for 2 hours. MCR plays on repeat from the car stereo.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Hot: butt rubs
Not: back tickles (controversial!)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a warm heart and I want to share that kindness with the world